By Tank | January 30, 2005
“LSD thus allows us to see a far truer image than the ordered stereotype that our association fibres normally permit us to apprehend. It lets us see the true shadow-colours - the blue shadow in the snow, the green beneath the red object and so on, that we normally discountenance; for we can cope with [...]
By Tank | October 24, 2004
“Without the taverns, the government would be overthrown every Tuesday.”
By Tank | January 18, 2004
“Beer is proof that God loves us.”
By Tank | October 19, 2003
“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”
“No one is allowed to smoke in my house. Sometimes I do, and I dont even smoke. I just do it to rebel against my own rules.”
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”