Category Archives: Drugs & Alcohol

Jack Handy

By Tank | May 16, 2003

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I [...]

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Some Dude’s variation of Homer Simpson’s Ode to Beer

By Tank | July 6, 2002

“Doh, the stuff that buys my beer,
Ray, the guy I buy it from,
Me, the one that drinks the beer,
Fa, a long way to the bar,
So, let’s have another beer,
La, ger my favourite kind of beer,
Te, I’d rather have a beer,
And that brings us back to doh, doh, doh, doh…”

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Hunter S. Thompson

By Tank | July 6, 2002

“I wouldn’t suggest the use of drugs, alcohol or insanity to anyone, but it’s worked for me.”

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